Pantera: They were a hair-metal band who wore makeup and dressed like women but tried to escape their past and became a "Macho Man Band" . Metallica: They were macho, they were the biggest enemies of hair metal, they were an old school cult band. One day they got tired of it and became "modern" , that's when they cut their hair, did makeup and painted their nails. They were trying to sound like Heavy Metal U2, but if all this wasn't bad enough the worst was yet to come, one day they called Lou Reed for a project and tried to reinvent themselves as a "cool band". Rage Against the Machine : They were communists protesting against the bourgeoisie and saying that Cuba is heaven on earth. One day they got tired of this ****, that's when they put Chris Cornell on vocals and started playing pop-rock to get their spot on the radio and make more money. Green Day : They were punks, sang about marijuana and masturbation, until one day something called emo fashion came along and these punks had to adapt to the new fashion to stand out and sell their albums, that's when they started wearing makeup and singing about Jesus of Suburbia and the pain of the cuckold. Red Hot Chili Peppers: They played funk and they were wild but then they got tired of it and started being good pop-rock boys.